Dear Gawker Media, LLC,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/16/2014 at 08:58 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , Raphael Orlove, and there by Jalopnik, need a new crapcan racer. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! It's a 1990 Subaru Justy 4x4 for $500. This $500 and all other money spent on it can all be written off as business expenses. So, please use your funding to back this financial venture which will definitely pay off in spades.*

*no guarantees that you will make money from this.

Leon711 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 09:06

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Repping VW tarantulas no less.

Raphmoe > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 09:06

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Gawker Media doesn't care about Jalopnik; if they did, somebody from Jalopnik would have been promoted to actually help run the place. Instead, Jalopnik is mentioned only once in an almost 5,000 word scribe about the state of Gawker, where Mr. Denton mentioned that these are the people running the place:

Executive Editor : Tommy Craggs

President: Heather Dietrick

President, Advertising & Partnerships: Andrew Gorenstein

Chief Operating Officer : Scott Kidder

Chief Strategy Officer: Erin Pettigrew

CTO : Tom Plunkett

CEO : Nick Denton

Who are they? Nobody we know from Jalopnik. Here's the full piece

http://nick.kinja.com/back-to-bloggi…

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 09:12

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Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 09:18

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Since we all know Gawker isn't going to buy this for Jalopnik, even though they obviously should, someone please buy this as a rally project! Seriously, this thing is awesome!!!

Racescort666 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 09:27

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How about this and get some money out of the advertising budget?

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 09:28

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Perfect

BaseTrim > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 09:40

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PffggggffjajdHahahahahahahaha!!

As Du Volant > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2014 at 10:37

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Ran when parked?

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Raphmoe 12/16/2014 at 17:46

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No good cotomer sevis.